327. pitch perfect *

a good friend of mine

was telling me all about

these vulvas at the footie


make a terrible racket he says

thousands of them

multi-coloured things


in all shapes & sizes

they come

but the one thing in common


is this moaning groaning howling

when you put them to your lips

and he’s right though that


you can have too much of a good thing

but now I’ve given it a try

I’m not quite there yet


and neither’s that vulva

from the sound of things.