a good friend of mine

was telling me all about

these vulvas at the footie

make a terrible racket he says

thousands of them

multi-coloured things

in all shapes & sizes

they come

but the one thing in common

is this moaning groaning howling

when you put them to your lips

and he’s right though that

you can have too much of a good thing

but now I’ve given it a try

I’m not quite there yet

and neither’s that vulva

from the sound of things.