327. pitch perfect *
a good friend of mine
was telling me all about
these vulvas at the footie
make a terrible racket he says
thousands of them
multi-coloured things
in all shapes & sizes
they come
but the one thing in common
is this moaning groaning howling
when you put them to your lips
and he’s right though that
you can have too much of a good thing
but now I’ve given it a try
I’m not quite there yet
and neither’s that vulva
from the sound of things.