176. hello kitty
I caught the cat again
using the PC –
I had noticed
the mysterious emails
& googled images
of shaven pussy
but he just said
that he was keeping in touch,
– plus a little light entertainment –
& to cut him some slack.
I suppose it’s no big deal
except now he says
would I please keep his claws cut short
– now the cat’s out of the bag.
The thing is,
I’ve noticed my mobile’s gone missing
and my credit card
& someone’s left
about half a tonne of tinned salmon
on the back doorstep.
I think we’re going to have words
me & him.