265. Brylcreem days.

no joke –

that is the cleanest

speaking clock in the world.


no effin or jeffin with her,

except once she did call me

a lazy good-for-nothin bastard

or was that the Duchess ?


not like that foul-mouthed

cuckoo clock

at the barber’s –

told me to fuck off he did

last time I was in there;

it’s not like I was trying to

wind him up or anything.