276. plastic surgeons, rubber dolls*


 by steel & silicone & microprocessors


a whiz with a scalpel, he still

can’t hold onto a real woman

but these anatomically correct


can walk & talk & eat & smile

and everything


& all’s well


until he comes home early

and Jordan & Jodie

are busy together


& he’s never been into girl-on-girl

 – if you can call it that.