331. Liqueurs, Madam ?

Would you care for cunnilingus ?

   – I don’t mind if I do

And shall I call the verger round ?

He’d like a peek at you

 

I’d love to have an audience

To tap their toes in time

And give me useful pointers

While the waiter pours the wine

 

I’ll need to take it slowly

On your lightly scented kipper

Although it looks inviting

It’s as dry as Ghandi’s slipper

 

And does my dick look big in this ?

I’m yearning to enquire

But my lingual apparatus

Is now bogged down in the mire

 

And now my child at last I think

I hear a heavenly choir

Though my ears are somewhat stifled

The music’s playing higher

 

Your breathless panting now subsides

At last my turn has come

I flip you over, slip inside

Your fragrant little…

 

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