206. screen-saver
something’s going on
and I don’t quite know what it is
– but there’s an awful lot
of shitness on TV
ninety channels
and nothing to watch
– like someone’s taking a dump
on your living room carpet
and making you pay for the privilege.
And it could well just be me,
but I really can’t stand
that one-eyed Pudsey Bear charity
crap & red-nose day bollocks
insinuating their guilt-trip blackmail
into my psyche
with a caring smile in one hand
and an 0845 cosh in the other
and Terry Wogan
under the spotlights
waving that stupid lollipop mike
& sweating like a box of
antediluvian dynamite
about to go pop.
well they can eff you see kay – off.
CGI celebrities, all of em.