110. minnie me.

Yeah, I’ve been on a cruise,
been skiing, & scuba diving,
done the white water rafting thing,
lay on a beach for a week, drinking lager,
walked the Atlas mountains
and climbed the Eiger,
tried bungee jumping
and all that other shit.
This year,
I am going on a proper fucking holiday.
To Disneyland
with my Uzi
and enough ammo to start a small war.
Bring your chain gun – we’ll have a blast.