285. Tinkerbell.
today is
“Don’t torture an animal Day”
and the bleeding hearts are out there
with their placards, pashminas
& petrol bombs.
tomorrow
it’s business as usual
but today
if Tinkerbell is patiently
sitting there
waiting for her
Bacon ! Bacon ! Bacon !
treats of dubious origin
better get it sorted
else the thought police
will be round for a word
in your shell-like.