276. Tinkerbell
today is
“Don’t torture an animal Day”
and the bleeding hearts are all out there
with their placards, pashminas and petrol bombs.
tomorrow
it’s business as usual
but today
if Tinkerbell is patiently
sitting there
waiting for her
Bacon ! Bacon ! Bacon !
treats of dubious origin
best get it sorted
else the thought police
will be round for a word
in your shell-like.