217. tough on rhyme – tough on the causes of rhyme.
we’ve got one of them
paedofiddlers living just round the corner.
He’s on the sex offenders register and all
– got the certificate on his wall to prove it.
did I say paedofettler ?
no – I meant to say chiropodist –
but he’s still been seen
messing about with the kiddie’s feet
– pervert !