217. tough on rhyme – tough on the causes of rhyme.

we’ve got one of them

paedofiddlers living just round the corner.

He’s on the sex offenders register and all

 – got the certificate on his wall to prove it.

did I say paedofettler ?

no – I meant to say chiropodist –

but he’s still been seen

messing about with the kiddie’s feet

 – pervert !