303. Fifi *

the lady

at the adoption centre

leaned in a little closer

& explained kindly

that they were all out of


and were we fussy ?

  Not at all

said me & the missus

 – and we’d got the gear together

the wipes, the creams, the powder…


Well, she’s got curly blonde hair,

a lovely little girl…..

 – she can be a little bit feisty

on occasion –

but she’s very loving

and likes lots of hugs & kisses

and here’s her picture……


she’s thirty five

and done up here in a French maid’s outfit


Oh yes, I gargled

choking slightly on my tea

she’ll do……

not perfect, but, you know,

she’ll do.