171. the hood
I just can’t get a friggin signal round here at all
– bang out of order.
anyway
you know those idiots
who pay
good money
to name a star after them ?
well, they’re not the only loonies on the block.
what I heard is that
you can buy your own bit of the moon
your own patch like
or you could, til last week
– then guess who went & bought up
the whole lot ?
Yeh, Tesco !
and they’ve got designs on the place.
– imagine that –
a shitload of Tesco Express stores
with one conveniently located on every corner
& committed to sell only local produce.
I’m like –
cheese, anyone?