308. Ant & Deck.

that Antony Gormless came round

specs and all

mitherin me

about me amazing extension

& whether I might just climb up there

on that big rock


I told him I never had an extension

& anyone who says different’ll get liabelled.


I did buy some internet viagra once

– didn’t do a bloody thing –

except give me a hard-on for a week


 – you’re only supposed to take one

he says

but the writing’s so bloody small



Tony – as he said to call him

 – Tony lent me his specs

& turned up with some of them blue pills.


I suppose it is art – in a way –

“no good hiding yer light in a bush-hole”

he says, or summat.