177. hello kitty

I caught the cat again
using the PC.

I had noticed
the mysterious emails
& googled images
of shaven pussy
but he just said
that he was keeping in touch,
 – plus a little light entertainment –
& to cut him some slack.

I suppose it’s no big deal
except now he says
would I please keep his claws cut short
 – now the cat’s out of the bag.

The thing is,
I’ve noticed my mobile’s gone missing
and my credit card
& someone’s left
about half a tonne of tinned salmon
on the back doorstep.

I think we’re going to have words
me & him.