9. the whether man.

will it rain

will it snow

around these parts

we never know


will it hail

will it blow

the whether man

will let us know


so if you’ve got some time to kill

a pine cone on the window sill

a scrap of seaweed hanging there

watching clouds in the rocking chair

a whether person you could be

and find yourself on prime TV

you couldn’t get it wrong you know –

you’re the whether man on the whether show.