1. the whether man
will it rain
will it snow
around these parts
we never know
will it hail
will it blow
the whether man
will let you know
so if you’ve got some time to kill
a pine cone on the window sill
a scrap of seaweed hanging there
watching clouds in your rocking chair
a whether person you could be
and find yourself on prime TV
you couldn’t get it wrong you know –
you’re the whether man on the whether show.