112. new man *

tell you what –
these frozen women
are just the thing
in our flat-pack
             six-pack world.
and the collars & cuffs
always match. So,
what’ll it be tonite,
refrigerator ?
 – mmmm…
lasagne, I reckon,
or maybe eggplant parmigiano
washed down with a nice chianti
& followed by a redhead
or maybe a blonde.