112. me, myself, I
I don’t want to join the Ku Klux Klan
I don’t want to live in Aberfan
I don’t want to own a burger van
I don’t want to work for the insurance man,
I don’t want to join the foxhunt ban
I don’t want to kick that cola can
I don’t want to have a cunning plan
I don’t want to be an also ran,
I don’t want to get a fake suntan
I don’t want to pacify Iran
I don’t want to wear an Astrakan
I don’t want to beat up Jackie Chan,
don’t wanna be rich like the Aga Khan
don’t wanna dig up my dear old gran
don’t wanna fry in a fryin’ pan
don’t wanna be a sex-crazed stalker-fan,
I just want to earn more than I can
I just want to know I’m better than
I just want to play like Akkerman
I just want to win a marathan.