264. Urine luck

 

I’m New Labour

she said

 

I’m a Europhile

I said

 

You’re a filthy bastard

she said

 

I didn’t think holding

the party line

 

could cause

that much bother.

 

I’ll try again next week

let the dust settle

 

see if she fancies coming

water-skiing or canoeing

 

I’m really into

all that kinda stuff.

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