283. the lollipop man *


he’s out there again

with his binoculars

watching me and the little girls

or the little boys, maybe


there should be a law against it

or several

I mean, what kind of bloke

sits there, for hours on end

just staring.


he looks over & waves

  “lovely pair of tits”

he shouts

and twitches again


I’m going to have to tell our Derek

when he gets home

 – someone needs to sort him out

the cheeky sod.


He’s right about the tits though.