273. the lollipop man
he’s out there again
with his binoculars
watching me and the little girls
or the little boys, maybe
there should be a law against it
I mean, what kind of bloke
sits there, for hours on end
just staring.
he looks over & waves
“lovely pair of tits”
he shouts
and twitches again
I’m going to have to tell our Derek
when he gets home
– someone needs to sort him out
the cheeky sod.
He’s right about the tits though.