180. the little darlings
I was only acting the goat
reading aloud from the kid’s menu
at The Ivy
Sausage & Beans
Fish Fingers & Chips
Twizzlers ‘n dip
you know the score
but they didn’t seem
to get the joke
– asked us to leave,
all sniffy, like.
you try & get my kids to eat
foie gras
with morels
and loganberry coulis
they’d rather eat their own eyeballs.