287. UK plc. 2016
No fags no beer
No skunk no fear
No knife crime statistics over here
No happy hour no beach umbrellas
No decent girls no proper fellas
No why no when no Bill & Ben
No BNP in number ten
No bendy fruit no knobbly spuds
No baseball caps no shades no hoods
No liquids more than thirty mil
No duty-free without the bill
No refusing your DNA
No civil rights get in the way
No blind-spot in the camera’s view
No privacy for what you do
No credit cards to chop the line
No need because your wallet’s mine
No mortgages no high street spender
No asking or assuming gender
No real justice no offender
No jobs no hope no joke no splendour.